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Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Subject:Found on Fark
Time:11:19 am.

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Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Subject:Crazy Horses
Time:9:20 pm.

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Monday, August 9th, 2010

Subject:True Blood Recap
Time:10:44 pm.
"Suuuuhkie I humbly and respectfully ask for your forgiveness for biting you. If you require adhesive bandages I will send Jessicuuuuh to the local market at night fall. You looked so lovely in your jean skirt, mini-frock ensemble. So lovely that it made me forget that I am a horrible murderer and unholy creature of the night for 10 entirraah minutes. You are my miracle. xo Bill.

P.S. Eric is Evil."
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Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Subject:New Phone
Time:7:00 pm.
Since the new phone is finally activated, and for some reason refuses to accept my contacts pushed via bluetooth from my old phone, I need all of you that have my number call or text me. That's the easiest way to repopulate my contacts.
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Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Subject:This is why I read Jalopnik
Time:12:31 am.
" For people that need to haul five people most of the time and need to haul potting soil and plywood on some occasions, it's really the most flexible choice for those without access to a "76 Jeep.

Still can't defend that commercial, though.

But the real question is, if I may be so bold, how does it stack up to a Ford Tempo?"
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Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Time:10:05 pm.
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Friday, January 8th, 2010

Subject:This is why Success Kid is successful
Time:9:36 pm.
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Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Time:3:59 pm.
I haven't listened to this album in ages; I can't figure out why I never ripped it.

Yes, I still read LJ. I just seldom post.
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Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Time:7:58 pm.
I had the best idea ever this morning: Rockband/Guitar Hero: Pigface. It would require two consoles, 8 people, and two complete sets of fake instruments. You'd never be able to get the two consoles in sync. In a perfect world, one drummer would be really good, and the other completely arrhythmic.

Thus, one could simulate Being in Pigface.
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Monday, September 28th, 2009

Time:6:49 pm.
These guys need to come back out of obscurity and release another album.

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Monday, September 7th, 2009

Time:8:53 am.
Well, there's rain coming. I guess I don't get to brew today. Lame.
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Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Time:10:24 pm.
Me: "What are you watching?"
Hollie: "Entourage. I've seen FIVE episodes of this show, and I still have no idea what it's about."
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Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Subject:From Fark
Time:7:02 pm.
"This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right."
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Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Time:8:16 pm.
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Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Subject:Thanks, Fark
Time:6:05 pm.
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Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Subject:foil hats
Time:9:26 pm.
I like how New York State gave me a foil envelope with my RFID-equipped Enhanced Drivers' License, so I don't have to!

Apparently, concerns that Major League Baseball, the UN, and the RAND corporation would steal my thoughts at the behest of the reverse vampires through my RFID-equipped license were taken seriously by the DMV.

In other news, I really need to pick something to brew if I want to do that this weekend. Cider will get started next week, because I intend to get some apple juice from work at the end of next week.
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Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Time:7:36 pm.
My beer is coming along well. For being only 1/3 to 1/4 through fermenting, it's pretty drinkable (yes, I took a taste). I am very excited at this point.
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Saturday, June 20th, 2009

Time:7:27 pm.
Everyone who isn't a dumbass knows this song is great, but the video is nuts:
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Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Time:7:48 pm.

The lead guitarist of The Ventures, Bob Bogle, died.

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Subject:If you love your fun, DIE FOR IT!
Time:7:10 pm.
Which came first, Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
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